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Giving Thanks as a New Christian

Giving Thanks as a New Christian

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that naturalism and evolution had created. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!”, he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in...
Giving Thanks as a New Christian

How he got into heaven

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates.St. Peter says, “Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points...
Giving Thanks as a New Christian

Regulating Creation

In the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. The Lord was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the Cease and Desist order for the...
Giving Thanks as a New Christian

Where is God?

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in...