Do-It-Yourself Theological ConstructCompose 10,000 impressive sentences. Select a phrase from each column to form statements which sound profound. Column A Column B ...
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ACTUAL EXCUSES SENT TO SCHOOLS BY PARENTS
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- ACTUAL EXCUSES SENT TO SCHOOLS BY PARENTS: --------------------------------------------------------------------------My son is under the doctor's care and should not take...
One-liners
How do you make Windows go faster? Throw it harder! IRS: Income Reduction Service Upgrade definition: Take the OLD bugs out, Put new ones in! Around here, we do PRECISION guess work! Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym. I'd give you a...
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----------------- You are really poor when you are so broke you can't even pay attention? ----------------- A will is a dead giveaway. ----------------- He who buys a mobile home doesn't get a lot. ----------------- What's the quickest way to...
Three Holy Men and a Bear
A Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.One day, someone made the comment that...
Athiest Holiday
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all...
He Was A Saint
There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians.Then, their pastor retired and a new one was hired. Not only could he...
Money woes
There was a guy who owned his own business. He sold plastics to many different companies. One day one of his warehouses burnt to the ground. This led to many orders being cancelled and a loss of customers. The insurance company was not going to...
Giving Thanks as a New Christian
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that naturalism and evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a...