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NOW I Believe!
AUTHOR: Unknown
PUBLISHED ON: January 11, 2004
DOC SOURCE: http://www.hamellutheran.org/jokes.html
PUBLISHED IN: Humor
TAGS: atheist | humor

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, “Oh, my God! Help me!”  At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds. “I thought you didn’t believe in Me!” “Come on God, give me a break!,” the man pleaded. “Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!”

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