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One-liners
AUTHOR: Unknown
PUBLISHED ON: April 14, 2003
DOC SOURCE: CCN
PUBLISHED IN: Humor
TAGS: humor | jokes

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You are really poor when you are so broke you can’t even pay attention?

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A will is a dead giveaway.

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He who buys a mobile home doesn’t get a lot.

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What’s the quickest way to double your money?
        Fold it in half.
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Death and taxes go hand in hand.  Taxes are murder and murder is
taxing.
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Did you hear about the Scotsman who punished his son for buying
an all-day sucker at 4 p.m?

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The man who is too big for a small job is too small for a big one.

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Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

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Marriage is an institution that turns a night owl into a homing pigeon.

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

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A hypocrite is a man who writes a book praising atheism and then prays
that it will sell.

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Politicians are like ships – noisiest when lost in a fog.

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Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting from one to
the other as best we can.

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Snap judgments have a way of becoming unfastened.

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You don’t get ulcers from what you eat – you get them from what’s eating
you.

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It’s O.K. to be a self-made man if you don’t consider the job finished
too soon.

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To grow old outside is human, to keep young inside is divine.

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