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List of articles in the category Humor
Clean Jokes for fun and use in talk, etc.
One-liners By: a Kempis, Thomas
In Category: Humor
Keywords: one-liners humor
Description: A variety of one- liners

ACTUAL EXCUSES SENT TO SCHOOLS BY PARENTS By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: jokes humor
Description: A humorous list of excuses sent to schools by parents

Athiest Holiday By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor
Description: When do athiest's celebrate and what?

Do-It-Yourself Theological Construct By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: jokes humor
Description: How to sound theologically sophisticated.

Giving Thanks as a New Christian By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: atheist
Description: A short story

He Was A Saint By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor
Description: Words matter!

How he got into heaven By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: grace works
Description: A short comedy story

Joke - Is Bible True By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor heaven hell
Description: Joke about Jonah and if the Bible is true.

Joke about pastors long windedness By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor
Description: Joke about pastors long windedness

Joke about Tithing By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor tithing
Description: Joke about Tithing

Just a Little General Church Humor By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: bulletins humor
Description: Some quotes from Church bulletins

Money woes By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: money
Description: Money answer in the Bible?

More Precious than a Precious Stone By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor
Description: Short story about what is truly valuable.

NOW I Believe! By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor atheist
Description: Atheist now believes.

One-liners By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: jokes humor
Description: A variety of one-liners

Pastor's Wife Joke By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor
Description: Joke about pastor's wife purchasing dress

Proper Attire By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor clothes
Description: What to wear to church.

Quieting Children in Church By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor
Description: Short story about quieting a child in church.

Regulating Creation By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: creation
Description: Joke about the creation of the world and the continual increase of regulations and red tape.

The Cab Driver and the Preacher By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: prayer humor
Description: Short joke / story.

The Story of Big God By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor
Description: A short conversation between a mother and her little girl

Three Holy Men and a Bear By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor
Description: An old funny story

Various One Line Jokes By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor
Description: One liners

Wedding Joke By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: humor wedding marraige
Description: Joke about marraige

Where is God? By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: discipline
Description: Cute short about a couple of mischievous boys.

You Can't Take It With You By: Unknown
In Category: Humor
Keywords: wealth humor
Description: What's its value


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