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Quieting Children in Church


Written by: Unknown    Posted on: 01/11/2004

Category: Humor


A mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still. Here's how: about halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermonĀ  all over again!' It worked."

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