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Written by: Unknown    Posted on: 04/14/2003

Category: Humor

Source: CCN


You are really poor when you are so broke you can't even pay attention?


A will is a dead giveaway.


He who buys a mobile home doesn't get a lot.


What's the quickest way to double your money?         Fold it in half.                         -----------------

Death and taxes go hand in hand.  Taxes are murder and murder is taxing.                         -----------------

Did you hear about the Scotsman who punished his son for buying an all-day sucker at 4 p.m?


The man who is too big for a small job is too small for a big one.


Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.


Marriage is an institution that turns a night owl into a homing pigeon.


People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.


A hypocrite is a man who writes a book praising atheism and then prays that it will sell.


Politicians are like ships - noisiest when lost in a fog.


Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting from one to the other as best we can.


Snap judgments have a way of becoming unfastened.


You don't get ulcers from what you eat - you get them from what's eating you.


It's O.K. to be a self-made man if you don't consider the job finished too soon.


To grow old outside is human, to keep young inside is divine.

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