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Joke about pastors long windedness


Written by: Unknown    Posted on: 01/11/2004

Category: Humor


My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out. I asked him why and he confessed that they worked fine but when he went in there he saw a sign that read, "For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button."

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