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ACTUAL EXCUSES SENT TO SCHOOLS BY PARENTS
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One-liners
How do you make Windows go faster? Throw it harder! IRS: Income Reduction Service Upgrade definition: Take the OLD bugs out, Put new ones in!...
Three Holy Men and a Bear
A Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.They would get...
Athiest Holiday
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the...
He Was A Saint
There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church and...
Various One Line Jokes
Why was Moses the most wicked man? (He broke all 10 commandments at once.) What animal could Noah not trust? (The cheetah) What kind of lights did...
Quieting Children in Church
A mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still. Here's how: about halfway through the sermon, she...
Pastor’s Wife Joke
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had...