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Joke about pastors long windedness

My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out. I asked him why and he confessed that they worked fine but when he went in there he saw a sign that read, “For a sample of this week’s...

Pastor’s Wife Joke

Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this?!””I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I...

Quieting Children in Church

A mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still. Here’s how: about halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, ‘If you don’t be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have...

The Cab Driver and the Preacher

The Cab Driver and the PreacherA cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabby, St. Peter invites him to grab a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into...

Various One Line Jokes

Why was Moses the most wicked man? (He broke all 10 commandments at once.) What animal could Noah not trust? (The cheetah) What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? (Flood lights) How does a lawyer resemble a rabbi? (Lawyers study the law and the profits) What are...