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| January 11, 2004 |
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There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw...
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| January 11, 2004 |
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Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this?!””I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I...
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| January 11, 2004 |
Humor
A mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still. Here’s how: about halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, ‘If you don’t be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have...
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Unknown
| January 11, 2004 |
Humor
The Cab Driver and the PreacherA cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabby, St. Peter invites him to grab a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into...
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Unknown
| January 11, 2004 |
Humor
Why was Moses the most wicked man? (He broke all 10 commandments at once.) What animal could Noah not trust? (The cheetah) What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? (Flood lights) How does a lawyer resemble a rabbi? (Lawyers study the law and the profits) What are...
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